Can we all let out a collective groan for TomKat (Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for those of you who are not addicted to PerezHilton like I am).
Lizzie Grubman's PR analysis of this non-stop ridiculousness.
Paris squared (Paris Hilton hearts Paris Latsis).
Singer Avril Lavigne is engaged to some guy named Derrick who annoyingly spells his name Deryck. Nope, that does not bug me at all.
Who am I missing???
OK, let's add Pink to the mix!
Hurrah, a celebrity wedding that won't make me want to hurl myself through an open window into the icy waters of the Hudson River! Congrats to Josh Duhamel and Fergie. I love me some Black Eyed Peas.